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Originally posted by dietrichbohn
Butter for Yorick: Clown Skulls don't eat popcorn, so I'll use it to buff your avatar...

CLOWN!? I'm a JESTER, dammit!

Originally posted by Toby
I'll bet you get all Dennis Miller's obscure references too, eh? *wonders if Yorick's avatar is really his own skull, and Yorick is the small set of blinking eyes*
I get about half of 'em, and the rest I go look up. (and anything I can't find I fake.) It helps when you view, read, and listen to far too many things that are totally useless in managing day-to-day life.

I was going to shun you too, but like your new avatar too much. Hammer time!!

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Originally posted by ernieba1
Hi, my name is Bernie, and I'm a visorholic.

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You people are very strange. anybody who would take part in this thread needs serious help. Why any body would waste their precious time commenting on how much time they spend on VC, or talking about official quote mavens is beyond me. How do your families feel about this many headed hydra that has crept into your lives? Do your children miss looking at your face from the front? Does your spouse miss your embrace at night, and do you keep them awake at night with the clitter clatter tip tap tip of your keyboard keys? Do they wander the neighborhood day and night declaiming loudly, "Why, oh Lord have you forsaken us and allowed this insidious cult to steal the soul of our loved one?! What sins have we commited and how can we atone for them?! Send us back the one we love! Release the grasp of the horrid web site from around his/her heart! Free (insert your name here!!"

"There is nothing more repulsive, or repelling than a man without a sense of humor. Such a man can lead others to insanity, ruin marriages and cause empires to fall. A man like that must, by all means, be driven from the sight and hearing of all others and be exiled to a faraway land until such a time as he can learn to chuckle."

Sir Reginald Davies Humpworth Candlestick (1897-1953) Author, Statesman and long time anti-mime crusader

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Originally posted by BobbyMike
"Why, oh Lord have you forsaken us and allowed this insidious cult to steal the soul of our loved one?! What sins have we commited and how can we atone for them?! Send us back the one we love! Release the grasp of the horrid web site from around his/her heart! Free (insert your name here!!"

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Today's quote

Originally posted by Yorick
CLOWN!? I'm a JESTER, dammit!

Clown. Jester. What's the difference, all that's left of you is some bung-hole stuffing!

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Originally posted by BobbyMike:
You people are very strange.

You've been registered since 12/99, and you're just realizing this now? "We're mutants. There's something wrong with us. Something very very wrong with us. Something seriously wrong with us." - John Winger

anybody who would take part in this thread needs serious help.



Why any body would waste their precious time commenting on how much time they spend on VC, or talking about official quote mavens is beyond me.

No, it was behind you. We were the voices that you kept hearing over your shoulder, but we were quick enough to keep hiding when you turned around.

How do your families feel about this many headed hydra that has crept into your lives? [...]

If I didn't like my mother-in-law, this would have been a perfect set-up.

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Ha-Hah!

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Originally posted by dietrichbohn
Originally posted by BobbyMike
"Why, oh Lord have you forsaken us and allowed this insidious cult to steal the soul of our loved one?! What sins have we commited and how can we atone for them?! Send us back the one we love! Release the grasp of the horrid web site from around his/her heart! Free (insert your name here!!"

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"You've been registered since 12/99, and you're just realizing this now? "

It's just the first time I actually commented on it. I've known you all were strange every since my Visor told me, late one night.

"No, it was behind you. We were the voices that you kept hearing over your shoulder, but we were quick enough to keep hiding when you turned around."

So it was you! Now you shall know the Wrath of BobbyMike! I shall strike you 'Thus!' with the sharp (and snicky) edge of my mental sword! Soon you shall be reduced to a (virtual) pile of dismembered and lonely body parts, waiting for someone with a psychic set of needle and thread to sew you back together psychically!

(I'm sorry! Did that hurt? Let me pick that up for you... does anybody have any psychic duct tape? Anybody?)

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Re: Ha-Hah!

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Originally posted by K. Cannon
Everybody knows that you can't pick Quote of the Day until the end of the day!! And, as the Resident Quote Maven (recently appointed by BobbyMike), I forbid you from picking the Quotes so early in the day!!

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I see the future. There won't be anything funnier than the quote I chose today. You may choose another quote if you so wish. Remember, we're sharing duties (but can't get too cocky, I just have my first ever thread lock! )

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Re: Re: Ha-Hah!

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Originally posted by dietrichbohn

I just have my first ever thread lock! )

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Yeah, I saw that, ya trouble maker,jr.!!

Maybe we were getting carried away...but at least we weren't calling each other bad names and so forth.

BACK TO TOPIC:
I've spent WAY TOO MUCH TIME on VC the past two days. I can hardly see around all of the documents on my desk. Good thing the office is closed tomorrow so I can get some work done!!

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im on this website and palmgear almost all day mostly at night. my family thinks im wierdo, my sister keeps saying "your a geek, how can you be on the net staring at nothing but words all day long, your only friend is your stupid organizer, u just play with that stupid organizer all day long," then at the park 4th graders(im im going into 8th) keep asking "come on, let play with your organizer bobby, i wanto to play pong, just for a little bit" i say no but they keep bugging me until i give up. but then i must teach them how to play each game because it is to hard for them to understand, then every so often the memo butten goes cokoo and bring him to the memo pad. so i need to bring him out and back to the game. worst of all this happens everyday of my life. then my dad keeps bugging me to get off the internet so someone has a chance to call. like right now im righing this and one of the kids from the park knocks on my door asking if i can come out, which i do. so that is why i need to leave . i would right more about my visor life and alien family. exspeccialy my idiot sister who crys if i poke her with my stylus.

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I am not alone !!!!!!

Wow! Looks like I am not the only one that checks VC several times a day. I only check it at work about 3 to 6 times and I thought that was alot.

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Re: I am not alone !!!!!!

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Originally posted by The Rambler
Wow! Looks like I am not the only one that checks VC several times a day. I only check it at work about 3 to 6 times and I thought that was alot.

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Originally posted by BobbyMike
"... Free (insert your name here!!"

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Originally posted by dietrichbohn
Originally posted by Yorick
CLOWN!? I'm a JESTER, dammit!

Clown. Jester. What's the difference, all that's left of you is some bung-hole stuffing!

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someone would notice that line.


(much, much later)
I guess the butter helps with the stuffing ...
and, I remember now why I was upset about clowns ... the clowns in the play are the gravediggers.

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Last edited by Yorick on 07-05-2001 at 09:18 AM

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Originally posted by Yorick
someone would notice that line.

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well, at least no-one's calling me a mad rogue.

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Originally posted by Yorick:
well, at least no-one's calling me a mad rogue.

"I ain't mad at cha." - 2pac

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I lied on the poll. I said three times a day, but I've been on six times (so far) today. I need help. Not your namby pamby therapy either, I want the real thing. I want electro-shock therapy and I want it now! How much voltage can a visor give off?...Not enough! Excuse me while I kiss this light....

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BobbyMike:
Maybe that Gamma Ray Module?

Registered: Dec 1999
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"Maybe that Gamma Ray Module?"

Gamma Rays ? Aren't those the things you get exposed to in the deep dark blackness of infinite space? Somebody has a module that emits those? Cool! Now I can mutate myself up my very own evolutionary dead end! K.C., you're a real pal!
Thanks!
BobbyMike (soon to be AKA as Mutato {rhymes with potato} the everchanging man!)

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