Soul Raven
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Registered: Dec 1999
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Ooo, ooo, I have one.
A lady at work (a few years ago) was telling me about her brand new "Pentium computer with a 486 processor".
My favorite ones, though, are from when I worked for this little CLEC/cable TV company.
We shut one lady off for non-payment of her cable bill. She called up, yelling, because she just had to watch her line dancing. When she paid and we turned her back on, she complained that her cable didn't work. When the tech got out there, he found that she had unscrewed the wallplate, cut the coax, and fed that into the back of her TV through the ventilation holes, like we had magically shut her cable service off right at the wallplate.
This other lady called about her sky-high phone bill. It ended up being a bunch of 900 numbers at early hours in the morning. That was impossible (she tells me), neither her or her husband of six months would ever call one of those services. I told her that since she lived in an apartment building, unless one of her neighbors had cut a hole in the wall and tapped into her line, those calls came from her apartment, and she may want to talk to her husband about it, you know, just to see if he knew anything about it. She calls me back the next day, yelling and screaming about how I had ruined their marriage and if I didn't wipe the charges they were getting divorced, etc.
Cable TV customers were bad enough. I'll sell my kidneys and starve to death before I do computer tech support.
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Soul Raven - "Sm� hjerne, stor gl�de"
Wherever you go, there you are.
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