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Originally posted by KRamsauer
Get the feeling this child is already trying to ruin your day?

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Naw, I don't have to change diapers yet

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Originally posted by clulup

Obviously, a controversial, emotional, intellectual, etc. thread in the "Off Topic" section is missing, something really worth fighting for

I'm not going to start one in this thread, though

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You're a sad, strange little man...


I can't even start a nice, innocent thread about my expectant baby without something funny happening!

Thanks for the laughs I had a long day

I really do appreciate all of you!

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p.s. any baby yet?

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Originally posted by ToolkiT
p.s. any baby yet?

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Originally posted by ToolkiT
p.s. any baby yet?

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It could have been your child's pet!

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Originally posted by BobbyMike




No, but a groundhog moved in under my porch and I have to shoot it. Would you take a picture of it's carcass as a substitute?

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Why shoot the pretty one?

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Originally posted by KRamsauer
It could have been your child's pet!

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Why shoot the pretty one?

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Now I know why you're in favor of gun control!

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Originally posted by BobbyMike

Now I know why you're in favor of gun control!

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While being in favor of gun control I am not anti-hunting...

I was just kidding saying that the groundhog was probably prettyer than the baby
Guess the joke didnt work...

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Originally posted by ToolkiT

While being in favor of gun control I am not anti-hunting...

I was just kidding saying that the groundhog was probably prettyer than the baby
Guess the joke didnt work...

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I meant gun control, I wasn't referring to hunting ... animals.

The joke did work as it was so absurd. My wife and I make the best looking babies (we have documented proof!)

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The joke did work as it was so absurd. My wife and I make the best looking babies (we have documented proof!)

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Confusius says:
'Never trust an american who says he has proof...'

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Confusius says:
'Never trust an american who says he has proof...'

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American says:
"Never trust Confusius as his name is just a few letters away from confusion..."

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YOU TRY TO CONFUSE!
YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT!
YOU KICK MY DOG!

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ToolkiT needs to take nap now. Go to your corner now.

No, you can't take a comic book with you. Take a nap.

No you can't have a drink of water. Take a nap.

Bad ToolkiT. Take a nap.


I need a drink....

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but but... its only 15:24...

I need a drink soon too.. friday afternoon Yay!

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BobbyMike, are you sure you got the month right?

Or is your wife a patriot as well and wanted to wait for the 4th of July?

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BobbyMike, are you sure you got the month right?

Or is your wife a patriot as well and wanted to wait for the 4th of July?

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Due dates are an approximate. You're not considered "early" unless the baby comes two weeks before the due date, and not considered "late" unless the baby comes two weeks after the due date.

That being said my first two boys were born exactly a week after their due dates and Martin (see pic) came on his due date.

My wife feels today (the 4th) or tomorrow so we're staying close to home (we do homebirths).

My wife has no control over when "baby pops". If she did the little tyke would have been out by now - it's been kinda hot 'round here!

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but but... its only 15:24...

I need a drink soon too.. friday afternoon Yay!

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I actually don't drink anything stronger than coffee anymore....

I don't have the luxury of sleeping late either (which usually happens when I partake) so it's not a bad thing...

Hope YOU enjoyed yourself though!

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