foo fighter
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Registered: Oct 1999
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Animals and trucks don't mix
I've had my fair share of "incidents" with fuzzy little creatures of all shapes and sizes. But two stand outs are those that involved ducks.
The first time was when I nailed a ring-necked mallard as he was crossing the highway coming from an adjoining channel. Since there was oncoming traffic, and a body of water on the opposite side of the road, evasive maneuvers were out of the question. So I drove over him directly, so he would pass right down the centerline of my truck, avoiding my tires all together, thereby saving his life. As I passed over him, my plan seemed to be working perfectly, then I heard as small but audible "thud" that emanated from the rear underside, near my exhaust. It must have been his head hitting the axle, because when I looked back in my rear-view mirror, I saw the duck still standing, but slowly falling over to side as if he had been knocked cold. Poor little guy.
My other encounter with water fowl was short and sweet, but still involved my truck. *NOTE* Apparently ducks are magnetized to Ford Rangers. As I was coming out of town, a duck shot out of the bushes, and was attempting to make a take off. Which he managed to do until he made contact with my windshield. There was no damage to my vehicle, other than a large grease splat. I looked in my rear-view mirror, but saw no duck. I had assumed he either survived, or his body had rolled away into the ditch out of site. But when I got back to my apartment, I solved the mystery of the "disappearing duck". You guessed it! The little bastard landed right in the bed of my truck, just as if I put him there myself. Naturally, everyone in my apartment complex was laughing their asses off. No one seemed to feel sorry for the duck, except for me.
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