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Over the past.... month & a half, I have become one of you guys.

That's irrelevant.

This post is the result of 2 things. 1: Many people have made quite big impressions on me. 2: I have to entertain myself while the outpost.com & five-alive ads on AdCritic.com load. (they've been slow recently... why?)

Well, here's my impression of people. I don't hate ANYBODY on this site, nor am I making fun of them, nor is this true in any way shape or form.... so you think! <-- winky thing.


Ahem.. here goes.

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Keefer-Lucas:
Last night I was at a bar by myself, and I had a couple of beers. Then I had some more beers with some more alcohol in them. Then I had a bloody mary, a manhattan, some hard lemonade, then I had a few more beers. I was getting pretty sweaty, so I took my Visor out and wiped the sweat off my face with it. MAN! What a chick-magnet! It makes em' go wild! So then I went to put it away when I knocked over another moderately-priced beer, and I jumped up and yelled: "Oh SH!T!, MY BEER!" I was pretty pissed, so I got another beer, and on this one I dropped my stylus in it. Now my stylus tastes like beer. I finally got it out, and got on stage with my Visor, some beer, my guitar, and some more beer. If you're ever on stage, try dipping your stylus in beer and tasting it, it makes the chicks go NUTS!

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Fat_Man:
Grrrr.... I smell a PALM LOYALIST! Better get my gun....

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Toby:
You're description of VC.com is merely a Pipe Dream:
1) You state the "smilies" as Mr. Smiley Dude, when in reality, he is nor dude, nor a "Mr." It is a "smiley" and you're wrong.

2) The Backround of the forum table isn't Gray, it's LIGHT GRAY! AND THERE'S A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE!

3) The font of VisorCentral is NOT Tahoma, it's Verdana! GET IT RIGHT, DIPSH!T!

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Miradu2000:
Handspring's logo is cruel! I mean, that poor little guy has to stand upside down 24/7 like that! I mean, all of the blood is rushing to his/her head! That's so terrible!

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dick-richardson
I dunno, I think George Bush and Al Gore are the same person. I think bblue and bkbk are the same person. I think bblue thinks I'm from Austrailia, too.

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Well, how off was I?

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Toby:
You're description of VC.com is merely a Pipe Dream:
1) You state the "smilies" as Mr. Smiley Dude, when in reality, he is nor dude, nor a "Mr." It is a "smiley" and you're wrong.

2) The Backround of the forum table isn't Gray, it's LIGHT GRAY! AND THERE'S A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE!

3) The font of VisorCentral is NOT Tahoma, it's Verdana! GET IT RIGHT, DIPSH!T!

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Hey! I broke 300 posts, don't I get an impression...

...I think the title of the thread outta be changed to "trolling"...

Actually, I think this thread outta be eliminated.

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Hehehe :)

Lighten up! Just because some people have a (deprived) sense of humor doesn't mean that they're starting a flame war.

I'll remove your section at your request if you wish.

"A man cannot judge himself by his view of himself, for it will always be what he wants it to be"

Congrats on your 300, diet!

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Actually, I suggested it be removed b/c I was expecting the impending flame war. Apparently, none is coming. I gotta wonder, though, what possessed you to start a thread like this. Seems bold.

re: viewing self. True True, but what if he wants it to be objective?

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Then>

If he wants to be objective he can bribe someone .

What posessed me? Boredom + Adcritic.com being SLOW!

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ahum... Do I need to say more?

KEEP IT CLEAN, and NO personal attacks.

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Clean?

ToolkiT,

How can you keep it clean when there is a Moose loose in the thread. I mean have you ever seen the stuff they leave behind in the wild. It's kinda like:

"Watch out where the Huskies go, Don't you eat that yellow snow." credit Frank Zappa!


If there was supposed to be levity in thread, hopefully that will suffice.

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Ah. That's what I stepped in.

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People, People!

You seem to be forgetting one important thing, I NEVER flame people in return, if ever. I did careful research on people's personalities when they post here and based this mostly off of stuff I've read.


Ahem, now my Impression of ToolkiT,

Hello children, let's be safe now! Now, bblue, your Rio 500 is NOT better than the Mp3 player on the PPC platform. They're two seperate devices, although you were only comparing sound quality, keep in mind that YOUR mp3 player is NOT a part of the integral design, so STOP IT! As for the rest of you, I heard some "No-No Words:" Can't, Darn, Crud, Fooey, Jeez, Shoot, and the biggest No-No of them all: FiddleSticks. This IS FLAMING and it MUST STOP!

I also have that same picture of that Subaru Forester in my handle and I don't know why!

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Re: People, People!

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Originally posted by bblue
You seem to be forgetting one important thing, I NEVER flame people in return, if ever. I did careful research on people's personalities when they post here and based this mostly off of stuff I've read.

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You may not realize it, but the way you post can be considered offensive. VC is known for it's friendliness amongst users. And we would like it to stay that way!
What is the fun of roughing up peoples feathers when you are past the age of 12? Show some maturity and get a grip!

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Originally posted by bblue

Ahem, now my Impression of ToolkiT,

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At least you are man/stupid enough to pick on the big boys too...

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Originally posted by bblue

Hello children, let's be safe now! Now, bblue, your Rio 500 is NOT better than the Mp3 player on the PPC platform. They're two seperate devices, although you were only comparing sound quality, keep in mind that YOUR mp3 player is NOT a part of the integral design, so STOP IT! As for the rest of you, I heard some "No-No Words:" Can't, Darn, Crud, Fooey, Jeez, Shoot, and the biggest No-No of them all: FiddleSticks. This IS FLAMING and it MUST STOP!

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FiddleSticks? LOL I did not even know that word exists...
And the about the rest, you couldn't be more off...
And for most of the 'reviews' you were not even close...
So in the case you were being serious, take that psychology 101 again because you are doing a lousy job...

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Originally posted by bblue

I also have that same picture of that Subaru Forester in my handle and I don't know why!

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I won't even respond on this...

the bottom line is that we are not the guardians of moral standards, we just try to keep this a fun place for everybody.
So please grow up....

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Ah...

Everyone says I'm way off when I do an impression of them. The only 2 people I'm sure about are Miradu and Keefer, since those are just modified things they've actually said. (No offense)

Like I said, it's simply here to lighten people up. If someone becomes offended, they simply need to email/message me and I'll take it off.

And one final question, there are quite a few people plotting to kill / injure me in some way on this site.(although, they seem to get enough satisfaction with simply plotting, thank gawd!) If you guys try and keep it fun for all users then.... oh wait.......... now I get it.

I still have to wonder: why IS there a picture of a goo-ba-roo on your handle?

Oh yes, grow up . Hundreds of people before me have used that "Take Psychology 101" thing before. (silent joke here) Such a childish response for a moderator! Tisk Tisk!

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Re: Ah...

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Originally posted by bblue
Everyone says I'm way off when I do an impression of them. The only 2 people I'm sure about are Miradu and Keefer, since those are just modified things they've actually said. (No offense)

Like I said, it's simply here to lighten people up. If someone becomes offended, they simply need to email/message me and I'll take it off.

And one final question, there are quite a few people plotting to kill / injure me in some way on this site.(although, they seem to get enough satisfaction with simply plotting, thank gawd!) If you guys try and keep it fun for all users then.... oh wait.......... now I get it.

I still have to wonder: why IS there a picture of a goo-ba-roo on your handle?

Oh yes, grow up . Hundreds of people before me have used that "Take Psychology 101" thing before. (silent joke here) Such a childish response for a moderator! Tisk Tisk!

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b.t.w. bblue, I like your new Avantar...
Much better than the other one...

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Original post deleted

I thought it was kinda funny when I wrote it, but on re-reading...it's kinda mean and hurtful... even for bblue.

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*shrug*

Oh well.

About the Avatar,
Someone noticed! Believe it or not, it actually took me forever to make, since that IS a picture of my "Ice" VDX!

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Levity Anyone!

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Originally posted by ToolkiT

What is the fun of roughing up peoples feathers when you are past the age of 12?

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Re: Levity Anyone!

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Can we change that cut off to 12 1/2....my youngest is getting out of hand and I want to make a point...no violence mind you but I would like to be able to make my point. Can I have permission pleaseeeeeeeeeee.

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Ok, it's your lucky day

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Originally posted by RSGMOOSE

ToolkiT: About the Forester, I don't think that model is available here in the States. Can you get me a price and what the export tariffs would be from Aussie Land and while your at it.

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It would be cheap with the weak aussie $, but quite useless with the steering wheel on the wrong side...

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Re: Re: Levity Anyone!

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It would be cheap with the weak aussie $, but quite useless with the steering wheel on the wrong side...

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Yes that's true, but when it comes across the equator it will switch to the left side, just like the water does in a toilet. Northern Hemisphere it spins down in a clockwise motion and Southern Hemisphere it spins down in a counter-clockwise motion.

P.S. Someone needs to tell bblue that his avatar is green, I would have thought it would have been blue, but I don't want to say anything because.....well you know this is his thread! It does look better as well as larger.

Nevermind the Forester, I forgot it wouldn't pass California smog laws although the wheel would move to the left side or the correct side.

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Re: Re: Re: Levity Anyone!

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Yes that's true, but when it comes across the equator it will switch to the left side, just like the water does in a toilet. Northern Hemisphere it spins down in a clockwise motion and Southern Hemisphere it spins down in a counter-clockwise motion.

Nevermind the Forester, I forgot it wouldn't pass California smog laws although the wheel would move to the left side or the correct side.

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Tell them the story about the Northern Hemisphere in the UK... they are still having problems with it over there

Oh btw the forrester will definitely pass the smog laws...
Compared to US cars it is a very clean an fuel efficient car... (and half the size of a regular US SUV...)

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