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His or her voice has the ability to peel paint.

He or She or it has the mental agility of a small soap dish.

His or Her face causes a constant threat to the continued functioning of clocks and cameras.

Regarding his or her physiognomy, because it occupies a position on the front of his or her head, it must be a face.

If fashion law were ever enforced, he or she would face a life sentence without any hope of parole.

Of his or her lineage, females of the canine species predominate.


These are your curses to use for today, you pathetic, cringing, little milksop.

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A good frame of mind... but no picture.

A titanic intellect... In a world full of icebergs.

He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.

He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

He has Van Gogh's ear for music.

He knows so little and knows it so fluently.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

His signal-to-noise ratio is epsilon.

Put a lens in each ear and you've got a telescope.
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Mwahaha

The wheel is spinning but the Hamster's dead. (Does Gerbil sound funnier?)

He has the problem solving ability of William Gates.

He has the intelligence of someone who insults bblue.


Um... I can't think of any more right now...

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Not to belabor a point, but...

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The wheel is spinning but the Hamster's dead. (Does Gerbil sound funnier?)

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The blue lights are on, but nobody's home.

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He has the problem solving ability of William Gates.

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Which one?

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He has the intelligence of someone who insults bblue.

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Could be worse. "He has the intelligence of bblue."

Now, do these become less insulting if one claims to be joking?

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Has an infinite talent to screw up.

Wouldn't know the back of his hand if you smacked him with it.

Shows a great deal of promise as a prison occupant.

Could go far, and we hope she does, from here.

Aspires to competancy.

Should hire an assistant to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time.

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more...

he/she's a perfect ad for zero population growth.

dumb as a box of hammers (my favorite)

a couple carrots short of a salad...

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Credit where credit's due... that's from a classic National Lampoon's recording. There's a great boxed set out there (there used to be, anyway) with some if not all of the old National Lampoons records - including several of Christopher Guest's 'Mister Roberts' Neighborhood' bits.

Be sure also to check out the Christopher Walken Joke Line at http://www.magnetic-media.com/brand...kenjokeline.ram



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Originally posted by BudPritchard
His or her voice has the ability to peel paint.

He or She or it has the mental agility of a small soap dish.

His or Her face causes a constant threat to the continued functioning of clocks and cameras.

Regarding his or her physiognomy, because it occupies a position on the front of his or her head, it must be a face.

If fashion law were ever enforced, he or she would face a life sentence without any hope of parole.

Of his or her lineage, females of the canine species predominate.


These are your curses to use for today, you pathetic, cringing, little milksop.

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Thou surly flap-mouthed jolthead.

No one can say it quite like the Bard:
http://alabanza.com/kabacoff/Inter-Links/cgi/bard.cgi

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Thou impertinent boil-brained hedge-pig.

This is why I have "Zounds!" on my Visor.
Thanks for the link!

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Thou venomed ill-breeding harpy.

Thanks for the tip on Zounds! Oh, this is an insult thread, so:

All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that so many people are to blame for producing you.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Have you considered suing your brains for nonsupport?

He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

He's got that far away look. The farther he gets, the better he looks.

You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.

(no insult intended, of course... )

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Your feet smell of overripened avocados in a 2nd class garlic sauce.

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Pronounce The Following With Cheesy Slavic Accent

Strong like bull, smart like streetcar.

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Hehehe!

See the difference it makes when you add "j/k" or or at the end?

Here's one I didn't make up:

"His head was like a hollow putty ball attacked by several pointy dust bunnies"

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<snipe> Be sure also to check out the Christopher Walken Joke Line at http://www.magnetic-media.com/brand...kenjokeline.ram
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I didn't get no C.W. from the link, but I'm at work and they could have screwed w/the access.
Anyway, my favorite line of his is kind of an anti-insult --the comeback to Johnny Depp's line in "Nick of Time":
Depp: "You're insane!"
Walken: (Waits a few beats) "....What's your point?"

Sadly, the movie's a bit of a dog, tho.

They kind of ripped it off for John Travolta only a few mo. later (aren't you supposed to wait at least 1 yr. before you plagiarize?) for John Woo's "Broken Arrow" w/JT & Christian Slater:
Slater: "You're insane!"
Travolta: "Yeah, ain't it cool?"
(Not really. And, not holding a candle to Walken's line, eh, JT? And, it'd be a lot cooler if it was a lot more orig.)

Sadly, it's a much better movie than "Nick of Time," tho.

Awright; end-of-rant....

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Originally posted by bkbk
... Johnny Depp's line in "Nick of Time":
Depp: "You're insane!"
Walken: (Waits a few beats) "....What's your point?"

Sadly, the movie's a bit of a dog, tho.

They kind of ripped it off for John Travolta only a few mo. later (aren't you supposed to wait at least 1 yr. before you plagiarize?) for John Woo's "Broken Arrow" w/JT & Christian Slater:
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Sadly, it's a much better movie than "Nick of Time," tho.

Awright; end-of-rant....

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Since these films are from different studios (I checked the IMDb) and came out within scant months of one another, I expect that were in production at or close to the same time, and specific phrases in each script would have been unknown to the different crews.

Personal opinion, Broken Arrow was big, loud, and dumb; Nick of Time was small, frantic and suspenseful. Plus Broken Arrow's title has nothing to do with the movie.

I doubt there are any rules for plagiarism, until you get caught.

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Since these films are from different studios (I checked the IMDb) and came out within scant months of one another, I expect that were in production at or close to the same time, and specific phrases in each script would have been unknown to the different crews.

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Originally posted by Usonian
Credit where credit's due... that's from a classic National Lampoon's recording. There's a great boxed set out there (there used to be, anyway) with some if not all of the old National Lampoons records - including several of Christopher Guest's 'Mister Roberts' Neighborhood' bits.

Be sure also to check out the Christopher Walken Joke Line at http://www.magnetic-media.com/brand...kenjokeline.ram



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Originally posted by Toby
Somehow I doubt if _either_ movie was the first to use that.

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Originally posted by Yorick
It was misused. [...]

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Originally posted by Toby
Quite possible, but not what I was addressing. I was only saying that the phrase "broken arrow" was used in the movie, hence the title did have to do with the movie, in the context in which they used it.

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