Registered: Sep 1999
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Posts: 20

Because of Handspring's attitude, I usually don't respond to its practices, but this time I'll make an exception. What follows is a series of remarks addressed to the readers of this letter and to Handspring itself. Handspring's communications have reached a depth of degeneracy that was virtually unknown in the past. But there are other strains of contumelious sadism active today, and the siren calls of those movements may mesmerize ultra-gloomy loons whose gutless fervor blinds them to historical lessons.

Next time, Handspring, you may want to check your facts correctly. I imagine that many people respond to Handspring's power-drunk publicity stunts in much the same way that they respond to television dramas. They watch them; they talk about them; but they feel no overwhelming compulsion to do anything about them. That's why I insist we supply the missing ingredient that could stop the worldwide slide into obscurantism. Those who believe that incorrigible insecure hell-raisers and xenophobic crapulous wretched-types should rule this country are either naive or deliberately misled. Ten years ago, it was untrustworthy beggars. Today, it's odious control freaks who demand that loyalty to filthy cold-blooded degenerates supersedes personal loyalty. I believe, way deep down, that Handspring has a deficiency of real goals.

Although Handspring won't admit it, I predict catastrophe. Handspring's desire to exert more and more control over other individuals is incontrovertible evidence that Handspring harbors some neo-unforgiving grudges. While this country still has far to go before people are truly judged on the content of their character, Handspring's anecdotes are tinctured with communism. Handspring is bad enough when it's alone, but it is even worse when it's joined by capricious vermin. I, not being one of the many bloodthirsty swaggerers of this world, must point out that careful examination of Handspring's ramblings have left me no choice but to conclude that in the immediate years ahead, Handspring will order its cronies to rob from the rich but -- unlike Robin Hood -- give to prodigal yokels. The moral of the story: In a matter of days, Handspring's dissertations will break the people's national and patriotic backbone and make them ripe for the slave's yoke of international gnosticism.

-Created with complaint generator: http://www-csag.cs.uiuc.edu/individual/pakin/complaint

[This message has been edited by Tears in Rain (edited 11-10-1999).]

Registered: Sep 1999
Location:
Posts: 159

TiR,

Man, if this hadn't been done up by the complaint generator, I'd be wondering about you...

Registered: Sep 1999
Location: Hong Kong
Posts: 200

Great! Even the Unabomber could not have written it better!

Registered: Sep 1999
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Posts: 74

I found that unreadable.

Registered: Sep 1999
Location: Modesto, CA USA
Posts: 599

All I got out of it was a hype for complaint generator at the expense of Handspring/Visor. Must be hyping a web site that someone has "stock" in.

Registered: Nov 1999
Location: fort worth, texas, usa
Posts: 53

Huh?

Registered: Oct 1999
Location: METAIRIE,LA,USA
Posts: 19

Please pardon the clumsy overtones that will be found throughout this letter, but thanks to Tears In Rain, venal political movements are experiencing a resurgence around the world. Let us note first of all that Tears In Rain believes that governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments. Sorry, but I have to call foul on that one. The right thing to do in this case is determined by various vectors of forces in an endless multidimensional tug-of-war involving ropes leading out in many directions. Tears In Rain's slogans cause nothing but trouble. Tears In Rain governs his cronies with a dictatorial and brutal fist, forcing them to make empty promises. However true that is, a critical reevaluation of some of his solutions would be beneficial. Actually, his perversions have an unsavory historical track record. Let me end by appealing to our collective sense of humanity: You shouldn't take threats made by improvident crackpots too seriously.

:-) LOL!!!


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DEL

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Registered: Nov 1999
Location:
Posts: 62

HA HA HA HA HA HA. LOL Whew . . .

The tone of that complaint is reminiscent of some kind of Communist propaganda textbook.

Undoubtedly software written by a Marxist-Lenninist (sp?)

Registered: Nov 1999
Location: Barnegat, NJ, USA
Posts: 72

violent thoughts come from scared simple minded minds... sorry but some of the refrences that you used were way to fierce i dont think you alone could have done better on starting up a company yourself... What have you ever done to promote a product like this, chances are nothing. Your opinion is appreciated but not respected by me.

Registered: Oct 1999
Location: Mililani, HI, USA
Posts: 256

brennerj:

Registered: Sep 1999
Location:
Posts: 20

Nah, I have no connections with the complaint generator. I'm simply bored, patiently waiting for my shiny new graphite Visor Deluxe to arrive at my doorstep.

Okay, here's a conspiracy for you:

"Why can't anyone see that Handspring is being mind controlled by CSRs? It's all so that Fedex, hidden in a secret HQ near North America can delay our Visors. After that, CSRs will mess up shipping when the disorder caused by Fedex reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let the Consumer put together a militia to stop them. "

Made with the conspiracy generator: http://www.alchemica.co.uk/conspire/discover.html


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Registered: Sep 1999
Location:
Posts: 159

The only thing we can do is let the Consumer put together a militia to stop them.

Gee, isn't that already happening around here?