bblue
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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Prison
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 Blowing off steam.
The recent all-out failure of my Palm Desktop Software has driven me beyond insanity. Nonetheless, I need to change my mindset by asking some stupid questions. Before you complain, I could be hurling my Visor against the wall. Although that would not accomplish much, since my Visor isn't broken.
Nonetheless, these questions have been through my head for a long time. Most of these are for my "good friend" ToolkiT .
1) If you had a dingo, would you name him bingo? Would you teach him to fly and to sing songs, and each night would you call out "Come my flying Dingo Bingo, sing me a song!!" ??? If so, would you feed him ding-dongs and ho-ho's? 
2) According to the 2nd book of truth (Clues for the clueless) , in Australia, "any distance is too damn close." Why do you guys drive goober-oo foresters then with more than one person? (soo-baa-roo ???)
3) Spell Coffee .
4) A recent quote told me: "Aussies are the friendliest folk you'll ever meet, until they've been denied their six-o-clock swill. Then they turn into New-Yorkers." (note: bkbk & friends, you're excluded from this awful stereotype!)
Does this have some relationship to the lock downs?
5) How did the digery-doo get its name?
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Ok, there. I've said it. I'm done. Rant all you want, but please answer the questions. I need something to take my mind off this catastrophe.
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<b><font size=1 color=teal>"Sorry about the whole thing about losing your life savings, but that Palmpilot is property of Enron, so please give it back"
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