Yorick
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Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Out of my skull, back in five minutes
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To paraphrase from Radio Shack, You've got questions, I've got answers.
quote: Originally posted by bblue
2) If a rhinocerous (sp?) in the wild came into contact with a Pontiac Asstek, what would happen?
define "contact."
If you hit a rhinoceros (correct spelling, BTW; you're close) with a car, depending on its speed, both will sustain damage. Likely the car will take the brunt of it due to the rhino's mass. A charging rhino that stikes a stationary vehicle will probably trash the vehicle with little to no personal damage, like in that "Jumanji" movie.
Or are you just trying to be insulting to the Aztek by changing the spelling?
No one ever knows when you're joking, bblue.
quote: 4) How come Windows 2000 has over 10 possible choices under the File:New"" category (New shortcut, new folder, etc.) and not one of them is for a new window?
You need a saw to put in a new window. Windows 2000 does not come with a saw.
I didn't say they'd be good answers.
quote: 5) How come it is legal to make a duplication of an audio file through email but not through a specialized client?
It's only legal to make a duplicate of any electronic file if it's for your own personal use, if you are the creator of the material and are allowing others to duplicate it, or if you are given permission to make a duplicate.
Duplicating copyrighted material and then circulating it to others is illegal in the United States, except as defined by "fair use" -- which includes personal and educational use.
quote: 6) Can you only play music off of the SoundsGood Audio Player, or can you use it as storage too?
Based on VisorCentral's review, I'd say "no." MP3 storage only.
The review is here:
http://www.visorcentral.com/page/0-6-56-1-6.htm
quote: 7) Why did Microsoft spend more time making a game on killing that stupid paper clip than they did fixing the bugs in Office 98?
Bait and switch. The game is to distract you from the bugs.
quote: 10) Why is Adcritic.com so slow recently? They used to clock at over 40K/sec (a darn respectable speed) but now I'm lucky if I can get 1K /sec !!!!!!
Likely, their server load has increased. It happens. Adcritic.com's "about us" page states that they are "amongst the top 10 most trafficked broadband sites in the world." More traffic = more users on the same amount of bandwidth = reduced speed.
Remember the "denial of service" attacks in the news some time ago? The victim sites were hit with huge amounts of traffic which kept legitimate users out.
Try using it at a different time of day.
Also, don't take this the wrong way, but maybe someone should take that staff and smack you with it?
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