Registered: Oct 1999
Location: Clinton, UT 84015
Posts: 71

I am hereby copyrighting the following terms:

"Will be shipped on Monday (or Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday)"

"It has shipped, you should recieve it soon"

"Your order is in database 2, we are shipping from database 1"

If you find that CSRs from Handspring are using these terms, please let me know. I will file copyright infringement cases.

Also, what kind of database are they using... Access? It's the only widescale database I know of that bogs down after 25 MB of information.... Otherwise, they should be using something a little more... robust, perhaps...

Thomas

Registered: Oct 1999
Location:
Posts: 54

You forgot...

"....we apologize for any inconvience this may have caused you. We will address the problem immediately and get back to you."

Registered: Oct 1999
Location: Clinton, UT 84015
Posts: 71

Thanks..

I will add that to my list.

Registered: Oct 1999
Location: East Lansing, MI, USA
Posts: 126

Copyright infringment for what? Saying something?

Registered: Oct 1999
Location: Buffalo NY
Posts: 40

Yes Nutt...

It's called S-A-R-C-A-S-M.

Can you say that? I thought you could.

Registered: Oct 1999
Location: East Lansing, MI, USA
Posts: 126

Sar...cas...im. Got it