Registered: Aug 2000
Location: South Carolina
Posts: 1062

Or how about

Poster most in need of being edited...

(and it's only occasionally me...)

Registered: Dec 2000
Location: Elkins Park, Pa
Posts: 577

this one's good: best signature.

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Registered: Dec 2000
Location: Austin, TX USA
Posts: 178

three-legged cats and lime Jello

Yeah, but you guys keep forgetting that porcupines are allergic to raisins!


(that was an attempt to get nominated for "best non-sequitur")

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ThirdMan

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: South Carolina
Posts: 1062

Re: three-legged cats and lime Jello

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Originally posted by ThirdMan
Yeah, but you guys keep forgetting that porcupines are allergic to raisins!


(that was an attempt to get nominated for "best non-sequitur")

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 3034

Re: three-legged cats and lime Jello

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Originally posted by ThirdMan
(that was an attempt to get nominated for "best non-sequitur")

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I'd vote for you simply because you spelled non sequitur correctly.

Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Reston, Virginia
Posts: 16

Hate to say it, but iron IS everywhere...

Often those who are against abortion rights are for firearm rights.

Irony is everywhere...

Registered: Jan 2000
Location: Twin Cities, MN
Posts: 1683

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Hate to say it, but iron IS everywhere...

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Registered: May 2000
Location:
Posts: 209

iRon?

Is that a competitor to the iMac?

See here for a comparison.

Registered: Sep 1999
Location: at work...
Posts: 736

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Originally posted by ProjectZero
iRon?

Is that a competitor to the iMac?

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Forget the "iRon" and skip ahead 3 more generations to the "L-Ron" -- the iRon only presses your shirts, this one irons out all those pesky grooves in your brain, leaving behind nice, flat, washed grey matter:

Click here for the L-Ron.

Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Music City, USA
Posts: 35

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Originally posted by Rob


Forget the "iRon" and skip ahead 3 more generations to the "L-Ron" -- the iRon only presses your shirts, this one irons out all those pesky grooves in your brain, leaving behind nice, flat, washed grey matter:

Click here for the L-Ron.

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What I hate is that the Keyboard and Steam Module that I bought for my IRon won't fit the L-Ron although, I undertand that a Startup in Pakistan is making an adapter...

Why can't we just standardize on something for once

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Spring Lake Park, MN (45min from minneapolis)
Posts: 313

iron 5 miles everyday and wearing iron shoes at the same time. hah, can you beat that? oh, this must be the funniest thread ever! did you notice it made one of the best threads of the weak on the newsletter?

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