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Well,

Congratulations are in order for both ToolkiT and Dick-Richardson for hitting the "magical" 1000th post.

Good job guys, I've always enjoyed reading your thoughts and comments. And they are always helpful and thoughtful of others.

Keep up the good posts.

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I'd also like to share my congrats.

Congratulations. At the rate I'm going, I'll be up there with you guys in.... oh... say about a week. (j/k)

Well, I have a few questions for ToolkiT:

1) If a Wallabe (sp?) and a Dingo got into a fight, who would win?

2) If the bullfrog was introduced to Australia, would you call them chaswozzles?

3) Do they actually speak English as a primary language in Australia?

4) Here's the biggie. Whenever I watch Steve Irwin get bit by some venemous reptile, he only says "Craike!" (pronounced cry-key) (sp?) Now I know that if I was bitten by some venemous snake, I'd be saying a lot more than just craike!

My theory is, is that in Australia this is the most profane word there is, and they have to censor it on television, and most likely to the Australian part of VisorCentral. (That would be, if I didn't mis-spell it!)


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Just some questions, happy 1000th!

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And I just hit 720...

I'll see you all at the miradu2000 1000 post 4th of july

Hey, though seriously.. congradulations to you. Dick - you came out of nowhere. Toolkit-longtime VC mod - congrats

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Originally posted by RSGMOOSE
Well,

Congratulations are in order for both ToolkiT and Dick-Richardson for hitting the "magical" 1000th post.

Good job guys, I've always enjoyed reading your thoughts and comments. And they are always helpful and thoughtful of others.

Keep up the good posts.

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Re: I'd also like to share my congrats.

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Congratulations. At the rate I'm going, I'll be up there with you guys in.... oh... say about a week. (j/k)

Well, I have a few questions for ToolkiT:

1) If a Wallabe (sp?) and a Dingo got into a fight, who would win?

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Walibi.... mmm tough one... a big red would definitly win, but a walibi is a bit smaller...
If you have to choose, I would put the money on the walibi

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2) If the bullfrog was introduced to Australia, would you call them chaswozzles?

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huh? have you been licking frog behinds again?

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3) Do they actually speak English as a primary language in Australia?

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Aussie English. yeah it is like US english mixed with british english, but you keep your jaws together and abreviate every second word...
It'll-be-allright mate...

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4) Here's the biggie. Whenever I watch Steve Irwin get bit by some venemous reptile, he only says "Craike!" (pronounced cry-key) (sp?) Now I know that if I was bitten by some venemous snake, I'd be saying a lot more than just craike!

My theory is, is that in Australia this is the most profane word there is, and they have to censor it on television, and most likely to the Australian part of VisorCentral. (That would be, if I didn't mis-spell it!)

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You said the C-word in public? go wash your mouth young man!

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Just some questions, happy 1000th!

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Thanx all...

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Dick - you came out of nowhere.

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Dick - you came out of nowhere.

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I'll be damned, and all this time I thought he came from South Dakota...

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I'll be damned, and all this time I thought he came from South Dakota...

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There's a difference?

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There's a difference?

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Let's make a survey out of that , but I don't think so.

BEN

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There's a difference?

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I forgot to mention cow tipping. That's a great time! It's a little more fun when you're spectating and three sheets to the wind, but either way you're bound to have a good time.

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Do you tip them 15%, or more?
And what are the cows doing special in SD these days worth tipping them for?

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HaHa!

Oh boy, wait till you get your hands on one of them new-fangled toilets! You'll love em! Across the border in Kaintuck they just introduced it, and the water levels in the Ohio River couldn't be higher! (uh.. oh...) It'll suddenly become the best seat in the house... erm, trailer!

Now I think Gateway's out in your direction, so my theory is that the cows need tips when they build you your computer. Which would explain alot.....


Also, does anyone know what stupid moderator keeps locking my threads... even the non-offensive ones? If someone finds something offensive, a private message telling me to "change this" or just an initial hint will do, but I can't STAND locked threads! I'd rather delete it myself than have it locked.

And is it in any relation to the person with the hotmail account who keeps telling me I'll be banned from VisorCentral.com discussion forums in X amount of days? If so, you'll have to do a better job to fool me.

Do you guys take bribes? If so, will Paypal do?

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Do you tip them 15%, or more?

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That's the impression we like to leave people with.

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I prefer to leave people with a Cartman impression, "screw you guys, I'm goin' home."

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When all the out-of-staters leave we have a big hoop-la at Farmer Bob's (you know, square dancing, pig wrestling, barn erecting, pissing contests, etc.).

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Does Ted Waitt join in. I bet that ponytail goes over well.

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BTW, what this "running water" I hear so much about?

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Well, around here, we call them 'bayous'.

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The Governor just got it set up and says toilets are going to be all the rage in a coupla years.

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They'll never catch on. They're the work of the Devil.

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Does Ted Waitt join in. I bet that ponytail goes over well.

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Ever since Billy Ray Cyrus mullets have become the norm, so he's not too out of place. I think he's getting tired of being mistaken for a woman by a few of the more inebriated farmers, though.

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They'll never catch on. They're the work of the Devil.

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I know! I've been trying to spread the word, but they refuse to listen. I'd move to Louisiana if the degradation there wasn't high enough to convince me I had moved to hell. I hear your women wear skirts above their ankles!

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Ever since B*ll* R** C*r*s mullets have become the norm, so he's not too out of place.

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Do not invoke the name of Satan, lest he appear and send your thread into the nether regions.

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I think he's getting tired of being mistaken for a woman by a few of the more inebriated farmers, though.

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'You sure got a purty mouth.'

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I'd move to Louisiana if the degradation there wasn't high enough to convince me I had moved to hell.

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'It's not the heat. It's the humidity.' And yes, we do take our degradation quite seriously here, you son of a motherless goat. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

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I hear your women wear skirts above their ankles!

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Well, that there proves you need to get out of that cow-lovin' mode. The good ones wear them _around_ their ankles. BWUAHAHAHA!!!1!11!

'Stop that. It's silly.'

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Do not invoke the name of Satan, lest he appear and send your thread into the nether regions.

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[QUOTE]This isn't going to go the way of 'Deliverance', is it?

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No, that was Georgia. I'd think that the farmers up there would be telling Ted to moo like a cow.

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Won't they trip when they're cooking and cleaning?

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heh

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Adult entertainment, eh?
They sell nudie cards?

They best we can get the cows around here to do is knock over the outhouse with Granpa inside (speaking of Deliverance, he squealed just like a sow when he fell in the 'hole' last time!)

Toby, when did you guys get women in LA? Last time I went through, you just had a bunch a fellers dressed up like women ('course that was in Sin City, aka Naorhlin) marching aroud the streets getting drunk.

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