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In the spirit of Calvin and Hobbes, I have discovered a solution to everybody arguing with me. I am now a "certified genius!" Who gave me this prestigious title? I did! Why? Because I'm a "certified genius!" That's why! So remember, if you're debating with me, you're wrong because I'm a genius.... a "certified genius!"



or maybe I'm bored....

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You and bkbk make a lovely couple.

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You sure their not the same?

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Ba???

Hold on, you're saying you can have MORE THAN ONE handle in this forum? ooooooohhhh baby!!!!!!!!!!

No, I'm not bkbk or whoever. I AM a certified genius though!

I dunno dickerdy-doo (dick-dickson) , I think you'd look good with Fat_Man

= just kidding no harm meant so please don't sue me because you cannot win against a certified genius!

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I THOUGHT I was a certified genius. Then just today I got some standerdized test scores. I'm good, but not good enough. I guess I'm still a genius in training. . .

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Does that make me a certified idiot?

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Where can I go to get genius certification? Or more importantly, where can I find an online source for counterfeit certificates?

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Hmmm...

You can only become a 'certified genius' if a 'certified genius' thinks you're a 'certified genius!'
I am a 'certified genius' so I became a 'certified genius' by myself!

I can sell you some counterfeit ones for about $00.00000000000000020 a pop! I'm a 'certified genius' so anything I do was done not just by a person(?) , but by a genius who is certified!

As for Miradu2000, you can only become a certified idiot if you are appointed one, by a certified idiot! Thus, if you are a certified idiot, you can appoint yourself one!

hehehe

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www.us.mensa.org

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Where can I go to get genius certification? Or more importantly, where can I find an online source for counterfeit certificates?

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Re: Ba???

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Originally posted by bblue
...I dunno dickerdy-doo (dick-dickson) , I think you'd look good with Fat_Man ...

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Re: Hmmm...

As for Miradu2000, you can only become a certified idiot if you are appointed one, by a certified idiot! Thus, if you are a certified idiot, you can appoint yourself one!

hehehe [/B][/QUOTE]

Or perhaps you could appoint him

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Originally posted by bblue
In the spirit of Calvin and Hobbes
[snip]
I'm a genius.... a "certified genius!"]

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Re: Hmmm...

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Originally posted by bblue
I can sell you some counterfeit ones for about $00.00000000000000020 a pop!

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Do you take American Express?

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Yep, bblue's certifiable. Spaceman Spiff told me so.

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James, I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but are you going to let the heinous spelling error in the thread title slide? Unless I'm off the mark, that "w" should be a "t."

Kudos to Rob.

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bblue

Yep! I also take Visa, MasterCard, the "FunMoney Card" from Mattel, the "play-money" card from Hasbro , and lets see, the Discover Card from Novus.

If you have any further questions, contact Stupendous Man. He's the ring-leader!


And to Dickety-doo, who is James?

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Re: bblue

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Originally posted by bblue
And to Dickety-doo, who is James?

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You mean you don't know?
Some genius...

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OK, now this is getting ridculous.. This is what happens when you let VC people have too much fun..

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It was an absolutely terrible day of my life when I read that Bill Watterson was going to stop drawing Calvin and Hobbes. I remember reading the article. Now I'm stocked up on almost every Calvin and Hobbes treasury in existence.

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