Registered: Jun 2000
Location: California
Posts: 3

You know, I think that this post was FINALLY taking a turn for the better (coherent and informative answers by inventorboy & good feedback from the rest of the posters) then came JJR with his negativness. I have a job and better things to do with my time But I choose to follow this post because....well it's interesting. I dont even own a palm pilot! And as long as the post is becoming uncivil... the following grammatical errors occured in a previous bob post;

buy buy = bye bye
in deed = indeed

thank you

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Registered: Jun 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 3

http://public.surfree.com/apikoros/screen/

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Registered: Sep 1999
Location: Valparaiso, IN
Posts: 146

Kunochan,

*ROFL* Good way to lighten things up. I particulary enjoyed the "Crappie Fisherman" logo at the bottom. Great satire. The resume and consumer comments were particularly funny! Good work!

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Registered: Nov 1999
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 195

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Registered: Apr 2000
Location: Inglewood, CA, USA
Posts: 390

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Registered: Jun 2000
Location: Imperial Beach, CA
Posts: 7

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Registered: Mar 2000
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 121

better make that "person(s)-with-no-sense-of-humor....

Registered: Mar 2000
Location: McLean, VA USA
Posts: 216

hey olddog, get back under the porch. I thought the website was hilarious!

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Registered: May 2000
Location: Birmingham, AL, USA
Posts: 38

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Registered: Jun 2000
Location:
Posts: 49

That site was just plain funny
I liked the nice touches like the price and description being just as screwed up as they really are. I just hope that you dont get sued =P

Joshua

P.s. Someone posted how to make screen protectors out of sheet protectors (or maybe it was a link...). It worked great! Plus a sheet protector usually costs about $.20 and you get 18 or so little protectors for your visor.

Registered: Sep 1999
Location: Valparaiso, IN
Posts: 146

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Hawkeye is one of the most ignorant people that I have ever heard of. When Bill put the response about his dates Hawkeye was actually being considerate of Bill. Then all of a sudden he turns that around and becomes ignorant again. I just don't get it!

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Registered: Jun 2000
Location: Imperial Beach, CA
Posts: 7

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Yeah, olddog, seems pretty truthful and legitimate to me. Thank you for your authoritative opinion.

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Registered: May 2000
Location: Mesa, AZ USA
Posts: 213

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Great Work!! That is truely the funniest thing I've seen in awhile. Of course, you know that Bill's lawyers will be contacting you for infringing on their web sight design...

Steve

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Registered: Mar 2000
Location: PA
Posts: 3

Is it just me? Or did he slip and hint to us that he is Mr. Warman? Just with a different user name (old dog). Back to the name calling and bullying again I see. If not, they seem to have the same personality. And what is with this 'I will show him' stuff? Not much has been shown. I say we contact court TV and request these hearings to be televised .

By the way, the site is hilarious. I also like how the spoof site has the patent page. With the slightly distorted scan. And love the consumer comments on the spoof site also.
You have to love the designers eye for detail on everything. Kudos!

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Registered: Sep 1999
Location: Valparaiso, IN
Posts: 146

olddog, regarding the 1993 vs. 1994 dating, it's the actual file date that matters legally. Until that point, it's just notes made in some guy's basement. CK had no idea those notes existed until they are filed, agreed? BTW, if it's ignorant vs. a**hole, tough choice, but I guess a**hole will do fine. What do I win?

Warman, I think at this point we are all beating our heads against a wall. I disagree when you say I don't agree with anything you say! (Sorry, couldn't resist) Anyway, I do agree with a few things. You do have a patent. Agreed. You have the right to protect whatever that patent covers. Agreed. However, the gray area is what I dispute. That area includes what your patent covers and how you are enforcing it. Oh, and let's not forget I don't like your attitude.

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Registered: Oct 1999
Location: Potomac, MD, USA
Posts: 90

Kunochan--

You are a master my friend. I am sitting in my cubicle laughing hysterically at your well written satire. I only wonder why you have so much free time on your hands .

I especially love the misplaced capitalization and periods, as well as the Abe Rudy Litigieux Scientist Inventor and Humanitarian you put EVERYWHERE. Also, the explanation on the order page sounds just like something Inventor would say.

Just be careful. That guy who did a Microsoft parody was sued by them. Who knows if Inventor will go nuts?

BTW--this is my first post in this ridiculously long thread. I just want Inventorb to know that when I read the first post, I immediately went to your page and was going to order one. However, I could not figure out what the different materials were, so I came back to read the discussion some more and see if anyone asked. After reading SOME of these 10 pages of postings, I have decided not to do business with you. I don't care if you find a secret code in the bible by examining spacings equal to your patent number and discover INVENTORB PLASTIC SCREEN FOREVER in the text, I would still not buy your products. Customer service goes a long way, and I know many superior products that were driven into the ground by its lack. Yours is one....

If you are counting lost sales by your callous nature, add me too. And I was literally clutching my money and about to fork it over until I read your posts. I'll just buy from someone with better funded lawyers (CK).

JakeBlues


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"the BAND!"

Registered: Apr 2000
Location: Santa Clarita, CA
Posts: 198

Closing thoughts? (I wanted to move on 9 pages ago, but this has been too much fun. Seems like maybe now it's wrapping up):

Kunochan - What can I say that hasn't been said already. I laughed out loud, and that doesn't happen much in an attorney's office.

Hawkeye - We all sympathize with and support you, and appreciate your research. I just hope you didn't let this guy get to you too much, he's not worth it.

And finally:

Warman (I know you're out there) - You just plain don't get it. It took you 10 pages to post a civil and coherent explanation which actually answered a question. Everyone has wasted lots of time and effort on your precious patent, which was never the "real" issue of why we don't like you and won't buy your product.

Jakeblues2 got it absolutely right. Just about all of us looked at this thread with honest intent and interest in a "better screen protector". Most of us had our hands on our wallets, and intended to buy them from you and make you lots of money in the process. Can you imagine this thread this long praising you? That's what could have happened, and what would have happened if you weren't such a jerk, cared about customers, and answered questions.

Instead, you have countless potential customers who will never buy your product because of how you treat people. You have a boycott against you, which no matter how much publicity and how many hits it gives your site, will continue to denounce you and turn people like Jakeblues2 away.

As for your alleged lawsuit against Concept Kitchen: Assuming you win and get a settlement from them, your lawyer will take a nice share of it, and what's left over still wouldn't be near as much as we would have happily sent to you and had our friends send to you if your product was good and had reasonable customer service and support.

Climb off your boat, crawl out of your hole, and learn how to deal with people, or sell your patent and your precious invention (Life's work? Get a life) to someone who can do the right thing with it.

Registered: May 2000
Location: Mesa, AZ USA
Posts: 213

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olddog, regarding the 1993 vs. 1994 dating, it's the actual file date that matters legally. Until that point, it's just notes made in some guy's basement. CK had no idea those notes existed until they are filed, agreed? BTW, if it's ignorant vs. a**hole, tough choice, but I guess a**hole will do fine. What do I win?

Warman, I think at this point we are all beating our heads against a wall. I disagree when you say I don't agree with anything you say! (Sorry, couldn't resist) Anyway, I do agree with a few things. You do have a patent. Agreed. You have the right to protect whatever that patent covers. Agreed. However, the gray area is what I dispute. That area includes what your patent covers and how you are enforcing it. Oh, and let's not forget I don't like your attitude.

I can't wait.

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Registered: Mar 2000
Location: Hermosa Beach, CA
Posts: 222

Kunochan, I think I pee'd in my pants. Your site was the most hilarious thing I have seen in a long time. Every little detail was perfect; the spelling, the countless periods, the attorney, the 15-year old friend Stephanie, the customer response, EVERYTHING was perfect. Your humor was greatly appreciated.

Nick_less, I agree. That last post by Old Dog sounded TOO much like Warboy himself, especially the line "they will see." I still think they are the same person with a mental disorder.

I hope this thread goes on for a LONG time. It's like a good TV series; I look forward to coming into work and reading it every day.

Now to change my pants....

Registered: Jun 2000
Location:
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