davecombs
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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: New Lebanon, OH
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And this one time, at Band Camp...
But seriously, when I was in high school marching band, we played the opening of our county fair (which we apparently did every year, so you can make the connection between our school, its location/surroundings, and livestock...). Of course at the county fair there is a midway, and in the midway there are games, and tending the games there are carnies. We counted - maybe 30% had all their teeth. Anyhow, one of the kids in the band went to the "Pop a balloon, get a 6" x 6" mirror with you favorite band's logo" game and paid with a silver certificate.
I've never seen a carnie smile like that - first from his surprise, as he seemed to know what he'd been given, and second because, well, he had no teeth.
Moral: Avoid county fairs, or at least carnies, or at least the ones who know the value of a silver certificate!
Perhaps they're the ones auctioning them on eBay - to get some cash for false teeth.
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