Registered: Dec 2000
Location: Petersburg, AK
Posts: 131

Help! I need to make $6,000/month at home!

Can someone help me? I need to make $6,000 a month at home but the flashing banner on the VisorCentral pages links to an undisplayable page. Do I not qualify? Please help!

(Sorry- feeling a little silly)

Last edited by zieak on 03-28-2002 at 07:45 PM

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
Posts: 415

lol. you are funny

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Registered: Dec 1999
Location: "Children are a gift from God, they are a reward"
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: Can someone help me? I need to make $6,000 a month at home but the flashing banner on the VisorCentral pages links to an undisplayable page. Do I not qualify? Please help! "

No, you do not qualify. You clicked on the wrong banner for you. I have some nice email for you that says you can make more than that ($10,000! $100,000!) at home. Would you like me to send it to you and to everyone you know?

I also give glassblowing lessons over the phone if you want to tap into the incredibly lucretive world of hand made crafts. Call me at 1 (900) 555-5555 and give a valid credit card number. If the young lady who answers the phone asks you any personal questions, please feel free to answer candidly.

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: beach
Posts: 71

Thank You

Okay, that was very funny. I had a really crummy day and now I'm cracking up. Thanks, you guys are wacky!

Registered: Jan 2000
Location: Twin Cities, MN
Posts: 1683

I haven't tried the get-rich-quick ones yet, but I've been taking this pill to make my penis larger...









(no luck yet.)

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
Posts: 415

sweet! the financial officer of northern zimbabwe just sent me an email offering me a million dollars for some help with his country!

all i have to do is give em my bank account numbers and they'll transfer some money in for export/trade purposes.. i dont know, i didnt read it very carefully... and for the use of my account, theyll give me a million bucks!

hes said a friend of mine had refferred me to them as being trustworthy.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Aberdeen, SD
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I've gotten out of debt 8 times! With all this extra money, I'm going to meet this Swedish woman who's been getting all hot and bothered thinking about my throbbing ****.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 501

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sweet! the financial officer of northern zimbabwe just sent me an email offering me a million dollars for some help with his country!

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Off off-topic, I've noticed that there's a real "spam shift" over the last few weeks.

I've gone from getting 10 viagra/"ejeculation increase" e-mails a day to 10 "hidden payola in small African nations -- want some?" messages.

The lack of originality in spam is really, really discouraging. (I blame the US education system. )

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Registered: Oct 1999
Location: Lincoln, NE
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The South African ones are actually run by a criminal ring in South Africa. I saw an article about it recently, and apparently they are literally cleaning peoples accounts out. Bad thing is, they are a decentralized quasi network of people who are difficult to trace, prosecute etc. I guess if you are dumb enough to call...

I also saw and article in Wired many months ago where they actually called some of the numbers and bought the crap and reported on it. I don't have a link, but that made me laugh when the author got his "accredited" degreee from some bogus University.

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Aberdeen, SD
Posts: 2531

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Originally posted by bookrats
The lack of originality in spam is really, really discouraging. (I blame the US education system. )

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quote:

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Originally posted by bookrats
Off off-topic, I've noticed that there's a real "spam shift" over the last few weeks.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Aberdeen, SD
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Originally posted by Toby
Well, you can feel free to do that, but I don't think it's exactly fair since spam is a global issue and not limited to coming from within the States.

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