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10+ Uses for a Dead Visor

Did your Visor just recently bite the dust, but feel too attatched to your expensive toy to part with it? Never fear, here is a never-ending (meaning you should sugguest some of your own) list of some uses for your now-departed Visor!

1) Drink Coaster:
Ribbed Plastic & see-through electronics (on VDX's) make it the ULTIMATE in chic' home accessories! Impress your friends in thinking that even your coasters are high-tech!

2) Dog Chew Toy:
Fido would LOVE to get his little paws on this chewy little gem! Ribbed plastic sides would help keep his teeth looking sparkly, and nothing makes him happier than liquid crystal!

3) (Stylus Only) Cocktail Toothpick
Brushed Aluminum would tell the world that even your marschino (sp?) cherries can reside in style!

4) Dart Board (for those with enough arm strength.)
Hand your Visor on the wall and see who can hurl the stylus quick enough! The one catch is that you can only tell where the stylus landed through the cracks on the screen.

5) Abstract Art (For broken screens)
Your "cracked screen" is really a "window into a mind of dimension!" Show your inner feelings and your nerdy side, by hanging it up on your wall to dazzle visitors! Better yet, sell it on eBay for millions. No two will ever be the same!

6) Picture Frame
Cherish your memories in the true geek fashion!

7) Restroom item holder
Remove the Springboard cover, and viola! , your Visor can instantly hold a toothbrush, a bar of soap, or even a few Q-tips!

8) New-Age hockey puck.
Once you've experienced the convenience of the nice square edges, you'll never go back to round pucks again!

9) Miniature Raft
For those of us with youngin's, they'll love how they can re-enact "Titanic" with miniature plastic figurines!

10) Altoid's Designer Container.
Just remove the Springboard!


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Agh, submit you're own! Would some pictures help?

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Yes, I must carry on the torch of my departed friend. Considering the fact that our "evil" mods deleted the "goodbye" post to him!

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10+ Uses for a Dead Visor

In ref to the other post about people taking your visor and being nosey. Leave the broken one on your desk and when some poor fool comes and yanks it and says, "Hey this doesnt work!" Blame them for breaking it and have them buy you a new one. Make them pay!

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He's a genius!

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"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.
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Re: 10+ Uses for a Dead Visor

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Originally posted by thepromoter
In ref to the other post about people taking your visor and being nosey. Leave the broken one on your desk and when some poor fool comes and yanks it and says, "Hey this doesnt work!" Blame them for breaking it and have them buy you a new one. Make them pay!

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