Visor Guy2
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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Mountain View, CA
Posts: 211 |
Sniff sniff
Me: *gulp* Honey?
Prism: Yes Dear!
Me: I have to tell you something.
Prism: What Is it?
Me: I've been having an affair
bum bum bummmm
Prism: With WHO?
Me: Her name is iPaq
Prism: That Whore!?!?
Me: I'm sorry it's just, she is so thin, and, and...
Prism: I don't want to hear it, she has always been showing off, flaunting her processor, flashing her Sidelit HR-TFT Screen. From what Iv'e heard, she even gets dust under her screen!
Me: Yes, I know, I'm sorry.
Prism: So... how is she??
Me: What?
Prism: You know what I'm talking about. How's her, 'performance'?
Me: Oh man She's Awesome she can go so fast It's like I'm flying when I'm with her...uh...Sorry...
Prism: Well...What about me?
Me: I don't know
Prism: Is she going to replace me?
Me: um...
Prism: Dont you know how expensive she is? Always wanting new Jackets that have new little features, "Oh look this one can use PC Cards!" I've never done that to you!
Me: uhm...
Prism: Are you breaking up with me?
Me: I'm afraid so...
Prism: oh...I see...
Me: I still want to be friends
Prism: Typical
Me: No I'm serious, we can still hang out together. You can even come with us to our trip to London!
Prism: Really?
Me: Yea, Come on I still like you.
Prism: Well...
Me: Tell you what, You can live in the Guest bedroom, It's really nice, Theres even a computer in there!
Prism: But then where is IIIx going to live?
Me: Come on. You know IIIx has a crush on you
Prism: Oh my gosh he does? Really? He's always acted wierd around me, I thought he didn't like me.
Me: No way! He's been in love with you since High school
Prism: Really?
Me: Yea
Long pause
Me: Is everything going to be ok between us?
Prism: Yea, I think so.
Me: Ok
THE END
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