Zippy
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Top Ten Ways to keep your Visor from slipping out of your shirt pocket when bending over:
10. Use crazy glue over pocket opening.
9. Vecro stitching.
8. Stuff the pocket with packing peanuts.
7. Never bend over, only bend upwards.
6. Tie the Visor to your nipple ring (nipple ring owners only).
5. Two words: Ziplock pockets!
4. Wear your shirts inside out.
3. Place a superconducting magnet inside your chest (warning: may cause data and/or hair loss).
2. Perform the American pledge of Allegiance over and over throughout the day, thereby assuring your hand is always over your pocket.
And the number one way to keep your Visor from slipping out of your shirt pocket when bending over is:
1. Don't put it in there in the first place.
Sorry, but I couldn't resist the temptation...
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