Registered: Dec 1999
Location: Chandler, AZ
Posts: 289

aHH! mAKE THE 11'S StoP!

I don't know who this guy David is, but his response is hilarious!!! At
first I rolled my eyes....then I read Dave's response and I couldn't have
said it better if I had all day to do it.

Original letter (I'm sure you've all seen it already):

The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11
The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11

I Have More.......
State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union
New York City - 11 Letters
Afghanistan - 11 Letters
The Pentagon - 11 Letters
Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack on the
WTC in 1993)
Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11

(Dave's response)
Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name
David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks. Wait a
sec
.I just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! What am I gonna do?
Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't believe it! Oh crap,
there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! But no...
PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!! Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But
dare
I
trust him?
There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS." I know, the Red Cross can help. No
they can't... 11 letters in "THE RED CROSS," can't trust them. I would
rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it, too! Can
someone help? Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL"
has 11
letters....Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???"
Eleven letters!! Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though
"I'LL
DIE ALONE" has 11 letters.....Oh my God, I just realized that America is
doomed!
Our Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11!

~Dave

PS. "IT'S BULL****" has 11 letters also.

Registered: Nov 1999
Location: washington, dc
Posts: 82

Reminds me of the Kennedy Assasination

Reminds me of the Kennedy Assassination.

(showing my age)--

there were numerologists then citing the similarities in JFK and the Lincoln assassinations-- both had VPs named Johnson; Lincoln had an assistant named Kennedy and vice versa, same number of letters in their names, etc etc.

you can find conspiracies everywhere if you look for them.

I was cleaning out my basement this weekend, and came across a conspiracy book I bought a couple years ago- "The Bible Code" about how if you read the bible in computer code (original hebrew), you would find various prophecies. Tossed the book in the trash without opening it.b

Now if you want to talk about conspiracies-- Did Oswald, and Oswald alone, really kill JFK? Who was behind Oswald? Do you believe the Warren Commission?

(a poll: who on this board is old enough to care about the Kennedy assassination?) I was only 9 at the time, but the country sure hunkered down and was majorly depressed for many years, especially when MLK and RFK were killed in 68. And then came Vietnam. The country was in a major funk, creatively, economically, socially, from 63 all the way through the 70's and into the 80's. Things did not lighten up until the 90's (after the Cold War). I think we are entering a similar period now. I'm sorry for my children (now 10 and 13), that their growing-up period will also be marred by people always looking over their shoulder, always worried "should we go to the football game (with 70,000 people)?", etc.

Registered: Jan 2000
Location: Twin Cities, MN
Posts: 1683

this is crazy

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Originally posted by homer
this is crazy

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Registered: Jan 2000
Location: Twin Cities, MN
Posts: 1683

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hey, that's 11 letters!!!

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you are quick!

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Atlanta, GA
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Re: Reminds me of the Kennedy Assasination

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Originally posted by srwdc1
Reminds me of the Kennedy Assassination.

(showing my age)--

there were numerologists then citing the similarities in JFK and the Lincoln assassinations-- both had VPs named Johnson; Lincoln had an assistant named Kennedy and vice versa, same number of letters in their names, etc etc.

you can find conspiracies everywhere if you look for them.

I was cleaning out my basement this weekend, and came across a conspiracy book I bought a couple years ago- "The Bible Code" about how if you read the bible in computer code (original hebrew), you would find various prophecies. Tossed the book in the trash without opening it.b

Now if you want to talk about conspiracies-- Did Oswald, and Oswald alone, really kill JFK? Who was behind Oswald? Do you believe the Warren Commission?

(a poll: who on this board is old enough to care about the Kennedy assassination?) I was only 9 at the time, but the country sure hunkered down and was majorly depressed for many years, especially when MLK and RFK were killed in 68. And then came Vietnam. The country was in a major funk, creatively, economically, socially, from 63 all the way through the 70's and into the 80's. Things did not lighten up until the 90's (after the Cold War). I think we are entering a similar period now. I'm sorry for my children (now 10 and 13), that their growing-up period will also be marred by people always looking over their shoulder, always worried "should we go to the football game (with 70,000 people)?", etc.

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Originally posted by homer
you are quick!

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Aberdeen, SD
Posts: 2531

WTF?!?!

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