Madkins007
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Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Nebraska- the Good life
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(This may be the wrong forum for this, if so, I apologize!)
IF we put together a catalog of practical, but impractical accessories for the Visor, what would you include.
For example:
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Item 001: The PDA/BDA (Bouyant Device Assistant)
Tired of dropping your PDA? Not happy with protective cases that claim they protect your valuable investment- then don't? Try our new PDA/BDA'a!
Take one of our tough, laminated Mylar bladders, fill it with helium at any gases, rental, or party supply store, attach the tether, and there you are! If you let go of the PDA, it will gently lift, drop, or even hover (depending on weight, volume of gas, etc.)!
When not in use, the PDA/BDA quietly hovers over your head, totally out of the way.
As an added bonus, you can have your PDA/BDA imprinted with a variety of festive sayings, or even sculpted into various shapes! Let your PDA/BDA announce your personality to the whole world!
The DELUXE PDA/BDA includes small motors and a remote control. Fly your PDA anywhere you want to, within range of the remote. Park it out of the way in a corner, then call it back to you when you need it!
PDA/BDA's! No battery drain, no bulky cases, no belt clips to pop off! Works on all PDAs, cell phones, and other devices. Makes a great gift!
(Illustration shows PDA tied to a bunch of Mylar balloons)
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Item 002: The Omni-Stylus- the one that does it all!
Stylishly crafted from organic materials, the Omni-stylus can do everything you ask of a stylus. We SAY we want it to write on the screen pleasantly, write a quick note, and reset the machine if needed- but we know what users REALLY want!
The Omni-Stylus allows you to clean your ears and fingernails safely. Scratch an itch, push your eyeglasses back up, and you can even gnaw on it as you ponder the lastest news or memos!
Environmentally safe, if the tip dulls, you can repoint it with a pencil sharpener or penknife!
Available in your choice of Oak or Pine. Buy two, and you can use them as chopsticks, drumsticks, and more!
(illustration shows a sharpened dowel)
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What do you think? Any other ideas?
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