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Posted by Winchell on 07-05-2001 02:33 PM:

quote:
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I keep six honest serving men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where and Who.
-- Rudyard Kipling

Posted by recordond on 07-05-2001 03:04 PM:

quote:
Hotwire your car today!

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Posted by Yorick on 07-05-2001 04:00 PM:

"Self-plagiarism is style."
- Alfred Hitchcock (1899 - 1980)

Posted by fixitgal on 07-05-2001 05:09 PM:

QOD

quote:
We can't all be heroes. Some of us have to stand on the curb and clap as they go by.

Will Rogers

Posted by busesrkool on 07-06-2001 03:22 AM:

Quote Of the Day

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The whole world is going to Hell, and I'm driving the bus!!

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Posted by foo fighter on 07-06-2001 04:33 AM:

"Sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here". - Jack Nicholson.

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Posted by jeffbeerman2 on 07-06-2001 05:13 AM:

Stupid Bush Quote

I was watching coverage of Bush's independence day activities this afternoon. He is quoted once saying somthing to the effect of:

"no other country can celebrate the forth of July like we can"

Porta-Bush should have the ability to add aditional stupid quotes to the built in ones. He11, if Porta-Bush could do that, by the time he leaves office Porta-Bush would be 6MB by itself!!!

Posted by recordond on 07-06-2001 04:41 PM:

quote:
Hello Austin, My name is Allota Fagina

Posted by K. Cannon on 07-06-2001 06:33 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by recordond
Hello Austin, My name is Allota Fagina

Isn't that something more like:
Number 2: "This is my Italian confidential secretary....Alotta Fagina."

My quote of the day (inspired by recordond)
Dr. Evil (speaking to therapy group): "My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical... summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds... pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."

Posted by Winchell on 07-06-2001 10:22 PM:

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Don't forget, as you enjoy your mild spring days and peaceful summer evenings, how lucky you are to live in the temperate region of the Solar System, where the air never freezes and the rocks never melt...

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