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hi, here you can post riddles for others to solve! here are some riddles i have:

1. What has 4 legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
2. an archeologist was on an expidition in antarticawhen he comes across two bodies frozen in the ice. the archeologist then yells, " i have found adam and eve from the bible!" how does he know? why?

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1. What has 4 legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

A pool table.


2. an archeologist was on an expidition in antarticawhen he comes across two bodies frozen in the ice. the archeologist then yells, " i have found adam and eve from the bible!" how does he know? why?

They don't have belly buttons.

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hi robert sibell, here's my riddle:

there's a closed room, inside it there's a lightbulb and outside it three switches
one of these switches lights a lightbulb in the closed room
you can switch the switches how many times you want but you can open the door to the closed room just one time

wich switch switches light in the lightbulb?

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These are all mindtrap riddles and way too open ended. Here's mine:

There may or may not be something in your house with 4 legs. What is it?

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Originally posted by Thunderbird291
There may or may not be something in your house with 4 legs. What is it?

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Originally posted by mad_ip_address
there's a closed room, inside it there's a lightbulb and outside it three switches
one of these switches lights a lightbulb in the closed room
you can switch the switches how many times you want but you can open the door to the closed room just one time

wich switch switches light in the lightbulb?

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Originally posted by Yorick

chair, bed, table, tub, stove, fridge, stool, bookcase, desk, animal, that spider I cut in half ...
and you complained about open-ended ...

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oh.

um, doop!

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Originally posted by Yorick
oh.

um, doop!

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what has four legs, is big, freen, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

a man walks into a bar and asks for a glass fo water, the bartender pulls out a gun and points it at the man. the man says thank you and leaves the bar. why?

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"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs."
"The sum of the intelligence on the planet is constant, but the population is increasing"
"I am not a vegetarian because i love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.-- A. Whitney Brown"

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Originally posted by robert sibell
what has four legs, is big, freen, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

a man walks into a bar and asks for a glass fo water, the bartender pulls out a gun and points it at the man. the man says thank you and leaves the bar. why?

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Originally posted by robert sibell

a man walks into a bar and asks for a glass fo water, the bartender pulls out a gun and points it at the man. the man says thank you and leaves the bar. why?

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um, sorry i wont tell the answer but ill give you a hint, "its not a trick question, its a real object that everyone knows".

and sorry about the pool table, iv forgotten what ridddles i already said.

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"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs."
"The sum of the intelligence on the planet is constant, but the population is increasing"
"I am not a vegetarian because i love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.-- A. Whitney Brown"

Ok, here's one I remember from 3rd grade or so:

What goes up the chimney down, but won't go down the chimney up??

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i would say smoke or something to do with santa clause(saint nick)(chris kringle)

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"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs."
"The sum of the intelligence on the planet is constant, but the population is increasing"
"I am not a vegetarian because i love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.-- A. Whitney Brown"

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Originally posted by mad_ip_address
hi robert sibell, here's my riddle:

there's a closed room, inside it there's a lightbulb and outside it three switches
one of these switches lights a lightbulb in the closed room
you can switch the switches how many times you want but you can open the door to the closed room just one time

wich switch switches light in the lightbulb?

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Originally posted by robert sibell
what has four legs, is big, freen, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

a man walks into a bar and asks for a glass fo water, the bartender pulls out a gun and points it at the man. the man says thank you and leaves the bar. why?

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In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you. JOHN 14:2

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Originally posted by visor empowered
Ok, here's one I remember from 3rd grade or so:

What goes up the chimney down, but won't go down the chimney up??

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In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you. JOHN 14:2

well you got it so here is another one:

a number of people bacame sick after eating at a resturant. the food and water was fine. why were they ill?

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"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs."
"The sum of the intelligence on the planet is constant, but the population is increasing"
"I am not a vegetarian because i love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.-- A. Whitney Brown"

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Originally posted by GSR13


Turn on light switch one and wait long enough for a light bulb to get hot.

Turn off light switch one.

Turn on light switch two.

Open door.

If light is off and bulb is hot, switch one works the light. If light is on, switch two works the light. If light is off and bulb is not hot, switch three works the light.

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