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Posted by Calpchen on 07-12-2001 04:47 AM:

Mega-Dorkazoid-Girl

Oh man. Look at this picture:
http://www.halfkeyboard.com/products/whkbinfo.html

Talk about a mega-dork.

(She turns me on.)

-calp

Posted by thepromoter on 07-12-2001 07:40 AM:

Whats next, a stylus you strap on to your pee pee so you can tap tap tap away while typing and holding your visor with the other hand? Ha Ha, this is a bit carried away I think.

Posted by gorrak on 07-13-2001 04:45 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by thepromoter
Whats next, a stylus you strap on to your pee pee so you can tap tap tap away while typing and holding your visor with the other hand? Ha Ha, this is a bit carried away I think.

hehe.... you said pee pee

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Posted by Calpchen on 07-13-2001 03:37 PM:

Actually, a chin-mounted stylus wouldn't be surprising from this company. What about a forehead-mounted stylus? Or a nose-mounted stylus? Hehe.

-calp

Posted by Calpchen on 07-13-2001 03:37 PM:

Why stop there? Can we have dart-firing springboards? What about web-shooting springboards? Then I can be like Spiderman!

-calp

Posted by creole on 07-13-2001 04:57 PM:

I'm already like Spiderman and trust me. You wouldn't enjoy it as much as you think you would.

Posted by bookrats on 07-13-2001 05:01 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Calpchen
Why stop there? Can we have dart-firing springboards? What about web-shooting springboards? Then I can be like Spiderman!

Don't know what type of PDA Spiderman uses, though I've heard tell that he's a big Datebk4 user. (Linking appointments ("fight Rhino") to address book entries ("Sam Raimi") or memos ("Is the Bugle a real newspaper?"))

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Posted by John Nowak on 07-13-2001 10:33 PM:

Cool!

I just want to know if you can wear the keyboard on your left wrist so you can type right-handed.

Posted by thepromoter on 07-14-2001 07:38 AM:

What I wanna know is, is there is a painic button, lets say someone has this on and some guy spots them and the bully genetics (you know like in that simpsons episode) kicks in overdrive, you can press a button and the keys will shoot out and stick on the bully like shrapnel while the MegaGeek makes a clean getaway.

Posted by John Nowak on 07-14-2001 05:37 PM:

Bully Module

Sure; just use the Taser springboard.

Posted by dick-richardson on 07-14-2001 07:54 PM:

Re: Bully Module

quote:
Originally posted by John Nowak
Sure; just use the Taser springboard.

But the battery draw on that is atrocious.

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Posted by Thunderbird291 on 07-14-2001 09:15 PM:

Re: Bully Module

quote:
Originally posted by John Nowak
Sure; just use the Taser springboard.

Haha, I'd just attach a wire to my 50kV portable Tesla Coil. That'll keep em at bay.(See my signature) Ahh Tesla Coils, is there anything they can't do?

Posted by icthus on 07-15-2001 03:58 PM:

Re: Re: Bully Module

quote:
Originally posted by Thunderbird291

Ahh Tesla Coils, is there anything they can't do?

Can they cut through a tomato even after cutting through a metal can? Do they chop and grate? And do they come with two extra coil modules free if ordered in the next three minutes?

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Posted by Keefer Lucas on 07-15-2001 10:52 PM:

Re: Re: Re: Bully Module

quote:
Originally posted by icthus

Can they cut through a tomato even after cutting through a metal can? Do they chop and grate? And do they come with two extra coil modules free if ordered in the next three minutes?

You betcha!

Posted by thepromoter on 07-16-2001 03:54 AM:

Now I heard a company that sells a program that displays a patch of hair on the visor screen so you can just prop it up on your head to get rid of that bald spot. Attach a Visorphone and you will have the first ever cellrug.

Posted by cfralick on 07-16-2001 07:28 AM:

Will a tesla coils fit into a springboard module. That would be cooool. Pull that baby out at a wedding and start zapin people. especially the older ones with gray hair.

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Posted by gorrak on 07-18-2001 07:04 AM:

I have a 450 volt 1800 mfd capacitor and I was considering running two wires down the sides, charge it up, and then say "catch" and toss it to someone.... but I decided against it
I did however use an electric fence charger and peanut butter to make a squirrel trap. No squirrels came... then I put a 20 dollar bill in there but no people came.

Posted by Calpchen on 07-20-2001 03:42 PM:

A conspicuous twenty dollar bill smooshed in peanut butter on the sidewalk doesn't look very attractive at all.

-calp

Posted by thepromoter on 07-21-2001 03:31 AM:

Maybe put some bread in there and someone might show up.

Posted by Sherv on 07-21-2001 05:11 AM:

...now I'm all hungry!

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