DBrown
Member
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Midwest
Posts: 232 |
quote: Originally posted by ernieba1
My big problem is in school, other kids just grab the Visor off my desk, out of my hands, but what really drives me nuts is that they even grab it out of my pockets!
For a small fee, I can modify your visor so that anyone who grabs it will get a near fatal electrical shock. It usually only takes one shock to stop the grabbers from ever trying again.
For a larger fee, I can modify it so that it screams "Get your hands OFF me!" when someone tries to grab it. Not as effective with youths. They tend to be deaf, having listened to their music too loudly, and grab anyway. ;-)
For an unreasonable fee, I will solve the problem completely. Mail me your Visor and $500. I keep it, and no one ever grabs it from you again.
Disclaimers: You may also be shocked with modification #1. Not my fault. With option #3, you'll find it harder to use your Visor. Also not my fault.
Dave ;-)
__________________
There is nothing yet made by man that cannot be improved upon.
|