ernieba1
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Registered: Dec 2000
Location: Elkins Park, Pa
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You're all saying "What has America come to?" It's not America, it's Philly. The security at Philadelphia International is a joke. Let me tell you a story (no, don't leave now!).
My dad was coming back from a trip from LA. This was a few years ago. He's a lawyer and was at some law meeting, coming home to meet with a judge downtown. After the airplane landed, it taxied to a seperate corner of the airport, and was surrounded by Philadelphia police. Some police came on the plane and walked down the aisle, looking at each passenger. They were obviously looking for somebody. My dad was sitting in the last row, and when the police didn't find who they were looking for, they took him, so they could say they got somebody. They took him out of the plane, didn't tell him anything, and put him in a police car. A little while later, and FBI agent got into the car. "Do you know why you're here?"
"No! I have no idea why I'm here! Would you tell me? I have to meet with a federal judge in half an hour! Is there anyway I call and tell him I'm going to be late?"
"Sure. Here's a cell phone."
This would be a good time to mention that my dad had drinks with the head of the FBI the night before in LA. My dad dialed. "Hello, is Judge Soandso there? No? Can you tell him that I'm being detained by the FBI at Philadelphia International Airport? Yeah. Thank you."
The guy got out. My dad watched him screaming at the police saying something like "YOU IDOITS! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU TAKE HIM OFF THE PLANE FOR? HE'S MEETING WITH A FEDERAL JUDGE DOWNTOWN IN HALF AN HOUR!" and so on. He got back in the car. "There's been a mistake." Well, duh. "Somebody ran through the checkpoint at LA, and you, um, fit his description. We'll get your bags and take you to your car." In the end, my dad actually got to the judge early.
I also want to note that after the election, that newspaper, City Paper, ran the headline "NADAR LOSES!"
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