Registered: Dec 1999
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Mega-Dorkazoid-Girl

Oh man. Look at this picture:
http://www.halfkeyboard.com/products/whkbinfo.html

Talk about a mega-dork.

(She turns me on.)

-calp

Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 77

Whats next, a stylus you strap on to your pee pee so you can tap tap tap away while typing and holding your visor with the other hand? Ha Ha, this is a bit carried away I think.

Registered: May 2001
Location: Colorado
Posts: 33

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Originally posted by thepromoter
Whats next, a stylus you strap on to your pee pee so you can tap tap tap away while typing and holding your visor with the other hand? Ha Ha, this is a bit carried away I think.

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1 out of every 3 baby ducklings are born without the protective membrane on the bottom of their webbed feet that enables them to survive in the water because of acid rain.
1 out of 5 are born without heads.
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Registered: Dec 1999
Location:
Posts: 30

Actually, a chin-mounted stylus wouldn't be surprising from this company. What about a forehead-mounted stylus? Or a nose-mounted stylus? Hehe.

-calp

Registered: Dec 1999
Location:
Posts: 30

Why stop there? Can we have dart-firing springboards? What about web-shooting springboards? Then I can be like Spiderman!

-calp

Registered: Mar 2001
Location:
Posts: 347

I'm already like Spiderman and trust me. You wouldn't enjoy it as much as you think you would.

Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 501

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Originally posted by Calpchen
Why stop there? Can we have dart-firing springboards? What about web-shooting springboards? Then I can be like Spiderman!

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"And he died like he lived: with his mouth wide open."

Registered: Nov 1999
Location: Redwood City CA
Posts: 472

Cool!

I just want to know if you can wear the keyboard on your left wrist so you can type right-handed.

Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 77

What I wanna know is, is there is a painic button, lets say someone has this on and some guy spots them and the bully genetics (you know like in that simpsons episode) kicks in overdrive, you can press a button and the keys will shoot out and stick on the bully like shrapnel while the MegaGeek makes a clean getaway.

Registered: Nov 1999
Location: Redwood City CA
Posts: 472

Bully Module

Sure; just use the Taser springboard.

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Aberdeen, SD
Posts: 2531

Re: Bully Module

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Originally posted by John Nowak
Sure; just use the Taser springboard.

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Abortion: Darwinism at its finest.

Registered: Feb 2001
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Posts: 447

Re: Bully Module

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Sure; just use the Taser springboard.

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Haha, I'd just attach a wire to my 50kV portable Tesla Coil. That'll keep em at bay.(See my signature) Ahh Tesla Coils, is there anything they can't do?

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Pullman, WA
Posts: 130

Re: Re: Bully Module

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Originally posted by Thunderbird291

Ahh Tesla Coils, is there anything they can't do?

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IYYAYAS

AMMO - Providing the enemy the opportunity to die for his country.

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Atlantic Rim
Posts: 570

Re: Re: Re: Bully Module

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Can they cut through a tomato even after cutting through a metal can? Do they chop and grate? And do they come with two extra coil modules free if ordered in the next three minutes?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 77

Now I heard a company that sells a program that displays a patch of hair on the visor screen so you can just prop it up on your head to get rid of that bald spot. Attach a Visorphone and you will have the first ever cellrug.

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: New Palestine, Indiana
Posts: 70

Will a tesla coils fit into a springboard module. That would be cooool. Pull that baby out at a wedding and start zapin people. especially the older ones with gray hair.

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Registered: May 2001
Location: Colorado
Posts: 33

I have a 450 volt 1800 mfd capacitor and I was considering running two wires down the sides, charge it up, and then say "catch" and toss it to someone.... but I decided against it
I did however use an electric fence charger and peanut butter to make a squirrel trap. No squirrels came... then I put a 20 dollar bill in there but no people came.

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1 out of every 3 baby ducklings are born without the protective membrane on the bottom of their webbed feet that enables them to survive in the water because of acid rain.
1 out of 5 are born without heads.
You can't make this stuff up... or can you?

Registered: Dec 1999
Location:
Posts: 30

A conspicuous twenty dollar bill smooshed in peanut butter on the sidewalk doesn't look very attractive at all.

-calp

Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 77

Maybe put some bread in there and someone might show up.

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Weston, MA
Posts: 11

...now I'm all hungry!