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Posted by bblue on 05-17-2001 10:31 PM:

In the spirit of Calvin and Hobbes, I have discovered a solution to everybody arguing with me. I am now a "certified genius!" Who gave me this prestigious title? I did! Why? Because I'm a "certified genius!" That's why! So remember, if you're debating with me, you're wrong because I'm a genius.... a "certified genius!"

or maybe I'm bored....

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Posted by dick-richardson on 05-17-2001 10:52 PM:

You and bkbk make a lovely couple.

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Posted by miradu on 05-18-2001 01:44 AM:

You sure their not the same?

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Posted by bblue on 05-18-2001 02:14 AM:

Ba???

Hold on, you're saying you can have MORE THAN ONE handle in this forum? ooooooohhhh baby!!!!!!!!!!

No, I'm not bkbk or whoever. I AM a certified genius though!

I dunno dickerdy-doo (dick-dickson) , I think you'd look good with Fat_Man

= just kidding no harm meant so please don't sue me because you cannot win against a certified genius!

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Posted by ernieba1 on 05-18-2001 02:56 AM:

I THOUGHT I was a certified genius. Then just today I got some standerdized test scores. I'm good, but not good enough. I guess I'm still a genius in training. . .

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Posted by miradu on 05-18-2001 03:10 AM:

Does that make me a certified idiot?

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Posted by Matthew Nichols on 05-18-2001 03:26 AM:

Where can I go to get genius certification? Or more importantly, where can I find an online source for counterfeit certificates?

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Posted by bblue on 05-18-2001 03:51 AM:

Hmmm...

You can only become a 'certified genius' if a 'certified genius' thinks you're a 'certified genius!'
I am a 'certified genius' so I became a 'certified genius' by myself!

I can sell you some counterfeit ones for about $00.00000000000000020 a pop! I'm a 'certified genius' so anything I do was done not just by a person(?) , but by a genius who is certified!

As for Miradu2000, you can only become a certified idiot if you are appointed one, by a certified idiot! Thus, if you are a certified idiot, you can appoint yourself one!

hehehe

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Posted by Marfu on 05-18-2001 04:40 AM:

www.us.mensa.org

Posted by homer on 05-18-2001 04:46 AM:

quote:
Where can I go to get genius certification? Or more importantly, where can I find an online source for counterfeit certificates?

1) Sign up on AOL
2) Wait about a half hour
3) Check your email
4) approximately 20% of the first 200 SPAM emails you get should be ads for 'get your degree NOW...in only 48 hours!"
5) Pick one, and get your certificate.

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Posted by dick-richardson on 05-18-2001 07:11 AM:

Re: Ba???

quote:
Originally posted by bblue
...I dunno dickerdy-doo (dick-dickson) , I think you'd look good with Fat_Man ...

You think so? http://24.181.219.126/pix&midi/Chipendale.gif

I would be honored to consider Fat_Man's posts my own. As well as Toby's, homer's, and lennonhead's (where the hell is he, anyway?), to name a few.

marcus, I hope you can forgive me for the Gif.

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Posted by vaj123 on 05-18-2001 12:48 PM:

Re: Hmmm...

As for Miradu2000, you can only become a certified idiot if you are appointed one, by a certified idiot! Thus, if you are a certified idiot, you can appoint yourself one!

hehehe [/B][/QUOTE]

Or perhaps you could appoint him

Posted by septimus on 05-18-2001 01:07 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by bblue
In the spirit of Calvin and Hobbes
[snip]
I'm a genius.... a "certified genius!"]

May Bill Watterson come out of his exile and show you just what a certified genius is. Don't be taking the name of Stupendous Man in Vain...

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Posted by ernieba1 on 05-18-2001 03:40 PM:

Re: Hmmm...

quote:
Originally posted by bblue
I can sell you some counterfeit ones for about $00.00000000000000020 a pop!

Do you take American Express?

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Posted by narnia_77 on 05-18-2001 03:41 PM:

Yep, bblue's certifiable. Spaceman Spiff told me so.

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Posted by dick-richardson on 05-18-2001 04:13 PM:

James, I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but are you going to let the heinous spelling error in the thread title slide? Unless I'm off the mark, that "w" should be a "t."

Kudos to Rob.

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Posted by bblue on 05-18-2001 08:12 PM:

bblue

Yep! I also take Visa, MasterCard, the "FunMoney Card" from Mattel, the "play-money" card from Hasbro , and lets see, the Discover Card from Novus.

If you have any further questions, contact Stupendous Man. He's the ring-leader!

And to Dickety-doo, who is James?

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Posted by K. Cannon on 05-18-2001 08:22 PM:

Re: bblue

quote:
Originally posted by bblue
And to Dickety-doo, who is James?

You mean you don't know?
Some genius...

Posted by miradu on 05-18-2001 10:16 PM:

OK, now this is getting ridculous.. This is what happens when you let VC people have too much fun..

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Posted by ernieba1 on 05-18-2001 10:50 PM:

It was an absolutely terrible day of my life when I read that Bill Watterson was going to stop drawing Calvin and Hobbes. I remember reading the article. Now I'm stocked up on almost every Calvin and Hobbes treasury in existence.

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